26 Aug 2010

BHP Struggles $14 billion profit

Please sir we don't want to be rude, don't take it the wrong way.

Please Mr BHP could you see your way clear to perhaps give us a little more tax money, please, please.
We don't want to upset you mister but we just think you might feel kind today because of your profit.

I know your really poor, just a little our way please, we'll make it up to you some how, please mister?

We won't ask for any more we promise.

We know we're not special, just the citizens of Australia but we need roads and hospitals, please sir we only want what we're entitled to sir.

Mr Abbott is not in charge yet sir, please sir.

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