12 Aug 2010

POLITICIAN The Poem

 It occurred to me that a poem was required to explain what makes a politician


Oh dear that's a worry isn't it, do we really want to know...well here goes!!


THE POLITICIAN

I am going to be one
I train a lot, I'm learning to plot
I watch elections, I learn a lot
They tell me to practice
I'm trying to change
I'm learning to speak
Speak and not say a lot
With training I think
I'll fit the bill
Already I practice
 I sound true blue
You'll be astounded
Just what I can do
Smile a lot
It will get me through
That's what I'm told
 I will have to do
I kissed a child the other day
Learned how to say goo, goo
I know how to ignore
Use the truth when it's needed
Make up a story
Make it seem really real
Now I just have to know
How to become a member
I remember these skills
 I've learned them, I'll be right!
I'll have a bright future
And that is for sure
My skill of lying
Will stand me in good stead
It's has done it's job
I'll get ahead
The P M's job sounds
Sounds just right
I'm sure I could do it
I lie real good
Me for PM that's what I say
I'm not going to wait
Not one more day
You can always believe me
I've learned what to say
I'm a born politician
I think you can tell

S. W. T. Read August 2010


YOU CAN BANK ON WHAT I SAY
I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH

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