26 Sep 2010

METAL FERAL'S "Shopping Trolleys the earth's mortal enemy"

A squadron, battalion, company or huge number of shopping trolley's seemed to be very aggressive today and it prompted me to pen this fearful verse.

THE SHOPPING TROLLEY

They're everywhere don't you see
We see them in groups
Some on their own
At night there about, in parking areas
Under the lights, just loitering about
I've seen them in rivers, seen them in streams
Some are quite shiny and some are plain green
I saw one once, half way up a tree
Even today, experts can't tell
What would a trolley want climbing a tree
When it's windy and cold in lane ways at night
They huddle together just out of sight
During the daylight they all seem to appear
We wheel'em and push'em all about
We can't help it, have to give em a shove
Up and down isles, in and out lanes
Loaded to the hilt, oh so tight
We are very well trained
Without them we're lost
Sometimes I wonder are we really in charge
Do these strange metal creatures
Have some sort of mind, like us
They and their cohorts we call plastic bags
Have blocked our rivers with the steely mesh.
Killed our fish with the suffocating mess
Even in our countryside, trolleys are there
Their almost now in complete control
So if you see them feral and wild
Be sure you capture them
Take them out of the wilds
If you don't make the effort
Keep this in mind
Where will they be next
If we don't take the time
The planet they come from
I do not know, how they multiply
 No one really knows
I lay awake on some of these nights
Just so frightened I can't sleep
How many more of them will there be
When I wake in the morning, will I be free
Fear that I feel as near any shop
The fear of the trolleys, should I be off
Is this a mental problem that I have
Do you feel the same or am I wrong?

Stephen W. T. Read 26-9-2010


AN AGGRESSIVE TROLLEY CAUGHT IN THE ACT
BY OUR INTREPID PHOTOGRAPHER
WITH LITTLE REGARD FOR HIS OWN SAFETY

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