30 Nov 2010

AUSTRALIAN CRICKET BALLS ARE TERRIFIED-NOT GETTING ENOUGH REST

Australian cricket balls are threatening to stike, they are complaining that they are being belted all over the field without a break.

They are complaining that they rely on taking wickets to have a break every now and then.

If Australian bowlers don't lift their game they are considering a strike, they are suggesting that their reserves, the Red coloured tennis balls will take their place.

Comments by the President of the Red Ball association suggested that the Red tennis balls would be just as affective, they couldn't be any worse, given the quality of the Australian bowlers at the moment.

The bowlers would have to lift their game considerably before he would allow any of his members to make themselves available for any future tests this year.

"YOU DON'T WORK ALL DAY FOR NOTHING"
SAID ONE BALL, HE DOES NOT WANT TO BE NAMED

1 comment:

  1. ....don't know much about cricket....but I sure do hope Australia wins....I've got a bet on!!!!

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