22 Dec 2010

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL WHO READ MY BLOG Particularly in the Northern Hemisphere


I WISH WE COULD SEND YOU SOME OF OUR WEATHER

News item, Scheduled for 23rd Dec, Government does back flip on asylum seekers after the release of recent polls and threatens to stop boats, they fear they are a terrorist threat.



News item, Scheduled for the 24 December: A sleigh-load of foreigners, obviously seeking asylum in Australia, was turned back from entering Australian waters by the navy, Immigration announced today.

The foreigners included an old bearded man, a number of short accomplices
(referred to, apparently, as "elves") and several reindeer.(the 
reindeer have been placed in quarantine)


They were prevented from entering Australian waters around Christmas Island.


The Prime Minister, congratulated the navy on their courageous action in intercepting the queue-jumpers.


Apparently these queue-jumpers were wearing clothes similar to Guantanamo Bay inmates, their suits were red in colour, which caught the  Navy's attention.


"Their quick action could of saved our country", said the Prime Minister


"Our security sources have uncovered these asylum seekers' plans, once in Australia, to go to every city and town - indeed, they had intended to visit every house!


Fortunately, we have foiled their scheme. Who knows what terrible things would have happened if they had not been stopped in their tracks?"


"We alone, and not some foreign do-gooders, will decide who is allowed into this country."


The reaction has been swift, Children in Australia are threatening to strike, already they are refusing to make their beds and tidy up after themselves, they are calling it civil disobedience.


They have even threatened to never obey an Adult again?


Wickileaks has just released documents that infer that the Old gentleman refused entry was none other than Santa Claus, who is believed to be of Scandinavian decent.


The government is obviously worried, they are calling for a Royal Commission.


WE WILL KEEP YOU INFORMED AS THINGS UNFOLD

MEANWHILE HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS

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