27 Apr 2011

A BLOKE AND A SHEILA ARE GETTING MARRIED




Sheila
(Kate)
IS THIS A FAIR DESCRIPTION OF WILL AND KATE

A great and loving person someone that you can call a sister.The most amazing cook ,generous heart,caring and loving. She is Funny and loves to Dance even if it is to her own music. Life is full of fun and funny stories with lots of laughter when you are with her. She pushes her self out of her comfort zone to accomplish the tasks that's placed before her.
When you are sad or feeling ill she is the first one to respond to your side.

Bloke
(Will)

Australian male. 
The average bloke has a beer gut or is working on one, a thick, bushy, stubble beard and very short hair.
He will not have his masculinity questioned.
He is homophobic, crude and finds nothing more humorous than toilet humour.
He spends most of his time watching cricket or football or going on fishing trips with his mates.
He will make sure any male children he has are playing sport at a very young age.
He will teach them that feelings are only for women and weak men.

Any female children will get much less attention then their brother/s.

He will also show little to no affection for his wife beyond a sexual manner, in case this is interpreted as being ‘gay.’

He is usually, but not always, some form of tradesmen and a hard worker.

COULD THESE TWO REALLY BE AUSTRALIANS IN DISGUISE

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