23 Feb 2012

RUDDERLESS RUDD.. REPAIRS HIS RUDDER AND RETURNS TO BATTLE

The rudderless Rudd has had the rudder repaired by those clever Americans. He can now stalk the 'Eagle" in daylight because without a rudder it isn't possible at night.

He has used a "Shorten" machine to modify it and had to "Combet" the world to find such equipment.

Someone is singing Swannee in the background Kevin noticed, but he's not taking any notice, he has nothing but "Julia" on his mind.

He's cut up by there parting and will do anything to get an Oakshot at her, he just missed her by a Windsor, he's thinking of trying Katter gun, it might work, Wilkie do it, can he bring himself to Gillard the Eagle like he was Gillarded.

The question is can he swim the "Swannee"river climb the far bank without the fear of a "Gillarteen" behind him all the time.

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode...
ALL I NEED IS TALL SHIP AND A STAR TO STEER BY
(and lots of luck)

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