13 Jul 2012

LOOSE LIPS...BE CAREFUL!

A US man has allegedly been arrested for pointing a gun at his neighbour after he farted outside his apartment.

Daniel Collins Jr., 72, pointed the weapon at the 47-year-old man after he broke wind outside his flat when he walked in front of the building.

Detective Lt. Andrew McGurr of Teaneck Police quotes Daniel as saying: "I’m going to put a hole in your head."

When police turned up at the scene they found a gun in the front passenger seat of the pensioner's vehicle.

Daniel was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and terroristic threats. 
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