"I was walking through town yesterday when I saw a truck coming toward me, there was a sign on it which said electors that don't count, on the back was a large cage.
On the bottom of the cage were three people one was an old aged pensioner, one was an unemployed person and the other was a disabled pensioner, shivering with cold and fright.
I stopped the truck and asked, "What do you have there, son?"
"Just some old electors," said the driver.
"What are you going to do with them?" I asked.
I'm going to take 'em home and have fun with 'em," said the driver. "I'm gonna tease 'em with promises and pull out the rug from under them. "I'm gonna have a real good time."said the driver.
I thought for a moment and realised, what a great idea, maybe I could do something similar.
I knew I'd get tired of these people but I can always pretend I care.
I told him I could find a use for them.
I thought, I can use them, in a couple of years, they all have very short memories and at the next election they'll vote for me again.
I'll just take them of your hands. I said because no one else wants them but me.
In another world there was a story being told:
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from watching a budget television show, and he was gloating and boasting.