23 Jun 2010

Foot in Mouth again

Tell me what animal has a big mouth and big ears and keeps putting its foot in its mouth.
Its called a Tony Abbott I believe and it is quite rare. Its uniqueness is caused by it being unable to control its mouth properly, mind you its mouth is rather large you'd have to agree.
Apparently it can only control its mouth if it is reading from a prepared script, we should never take any notice of anything if its not written down.
This was confirmed today when it allegedly said it would win the next election(no script), then when it was reported in the newspapers it denied that it ever said it.
The animal continues to confound scientists by its erratic behaviour.

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