Their generousity is amazing if your a miner($10 billion Xmas present)
Here are just some things to look forward to.
1. No extra doctors to be trained
2. No extra nurses to be trained
3. No trade training schools
4. Yes Extra hospital beds (without nurses)
5. No extra money for schools
6. No computers for school students
7. No broadband
8. No tax on miners (most profitable in the world)
9. No change to Telstra (stays a monopoly)
10. No real climate change policy (don't believe in it)
11.Yes Parental leave some children worth 5 times more than others or worth 5 years worth of the pension for older Australians.
12. Yes stop the boats somehow
THE COMING MONTHS
There is a big black hole
We will have to suspend some policies
There is a budget blow out
We are so sorry we just can't do it
We have had to look at parental leave again
CONGRATULATIONS, HAVE WE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT... AND SEE
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