12 Aug 2010

WHEN IS A LEAK A LEAK

A leak is not a leak when you know about it a month earlier and don't mention it because it is not to your advantage.
A leak is not a leak if you leak it yourself and you take advantage of the leak.


A leak is a leak if you go into a small room close the door lift the lid and proceed to leak knowing that the leak will end up in an unknown place.


A LEAK CAN BE USEFUL, IF USED CAREFULLY, IF YOU KNOW WHERE THE LEAK ENDS UP YOU CAN USE IT TO MAKE A GREAT EXCUSE FOR NOT GIVING YOUR COSTS TO THE PEOPLE.


The only leaks I like are the ones where you close the door behind you.

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