ENGLAND STILL CAN'T BEAT THE CONVICTS

The Commonwealth Games result shows that the calibre of the people they once threw away, criminals they said and send them to the Great Southern Land.

It's a shame after all these years that they have not learned how bad a decision they made back then.

We send our sporting people back there quite often to teach them how to do it properly, but they never learn.

It is becoming quite embarrassment to admit our heritage, however we feel we must, just to encourage them that one day they may attain the lofty heights of prowess that we have attained.

Being a modest nation, which of course we inherited, we like to rest on our laurels and have never been known to boast.

Sometimes though our superiority is something we can't deny, we just have to admit we're bloody good.

There I've admitted it.

I feel quite good now after letting everyone know just how good we are, not mention our modesty.

THIS IS OUR FLAG

YOU'LL SEE A LOT OF IT IN THE OLYMPICS