Aussies Need help ON THE FIELD --SEND SUPPORT URGENTLY

All junior cricketers across Australia are being asked to contribute anything that may help the test side.
All suggestions about batting gratefully received.
Any helpful hints on how we might bowl Cook out, please send them in immediately, preferably before stumps.
Sending in hand grenades and such like are unacceptable unfortunately. 

HELP, HELP, HELP,HELP