3 Mar 2011
CREATE THAT FEELING OF ROYALTY**IN YOUR OWN BED**
“Lie back and think of England”
This has taken on a whole new meaning
The announcement that “Crown Jewels” condoms have been made to commemorate the April wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Crown Jewels promises to give its patrons “the strength of a prince with a yielding sensitivity of a princess-to-be.”
The pack shows a picture of the couple gazing into each other’s eyes, saying it contains a “triumvirate of regal prophylactics”, which are “lavishly lubed” and “regally ribbed”.
The mural on the side of the gun store proclaims: “A Savior is Born.” There’s a manger scene below the star of Bethlehem and windows fest...