3 Mar 2011
CREATE THAT FEELING OF ROYALTY**IN YOUR OWN BED**
“Lie back and think of England”
This has taken on a whole new meaning
The announcement that “Crown Jewels” condoms have been made to commemorate the April wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Crown Jewels promises to give its patrons “the strength of a prince with a yielding sensitivity of a princess-to-be.”
The pack shows a picture of the couple gazing into each other’s eyes, saying it contains a “triumvirate of regal prophylactics”, which are “lavishly lubed” and “regally ribbed”.
Also on some truly heroic estimates — over the next four years, for instance, the Government predicts it will save $28 billion on param...
As you can see I still smile a lot. Why because its free,no tax on it yet?
Canberra:- A war zone in Woden, buildings boarded up, windows smashed, a bloody mess for seven years.SEVEN YEARS OF NEGLECT. GUESS WHO'S FAULT? NOBODY? ITS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT. BUCK PASSING IS THE NAME OF THE GAME ...
AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM: my attempt with minor changes. Adding 'dream time' might it may help us recognise the original peoples of our land.My version:- AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Australians all let us rejoice, this ancient land that sets us free The dream time i...