The lucky stroke crippled me and gave me a new life. Now I'm just unbelievably good looking and modest. Always turn a little to the left.
28 Apr 2011
CHASERS BANNED---ROYALS USE LEGISLATIVE POWER TO STOP COMEDY FROM LAUGHING AT ROYALS
WEDDING IS NO GO AREA FOR "CHASERS"
BRITAIN'S legislative might has been wielded.
Not since Australia's foundation as a colony in the late 18th century, was finally dissolved by an act of our Parliament in 1986, it has wielded it's Royal dominance once more
Yesterday, the cobweb-draped hand of the motherland reached out of the constitutional shadows and took the unprecedented step of threatening to deny the national broadcaster access to the royal wedding.
Morrow from the Chasers said it was ''traditional for the condemned to appeal to the monarch for a stay of execution, so that's what we're going to do.
Unfortunately, it's also traditional for people who appeal for clemency to be executed.''