28 Apr 2011
LETTER TO THE QUEEN FROM A BUNCH OF AUSSIE BLOKES
We Australians are a simple people who don't often get to watch that kind of pomp. The last big wedding we had here was Scott and Charlene on Neighbours. We've asked around, and there are at least six people in this outpost of your empire who would quite like to watch our commentary.
Please consider our plea.
We have the honour to be, Madam, Your Majesty's humble and obedient servants
PS: How serious are you about treason laws?
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