31 Jul 2011

MARRIAGE A MAN AND OR WHAT!! YOU NEVER KNOW!!

29/07/2011 - 16:45:20
An Islamic wedding was stopped after the groom turned out to be a woman.

Family and friends were already at the couple's nuptials in Indonesia, western Java - where same sex marriages are illegal - when the discovery was made after suspicions were raised because the groom had not brought the relevant documents.

Local police chief Krisnandi told the Jakarta Globe newspaper: "The suspicion became bigger as her heavy voice suddenly changed into a female one."

However, the bride's parents acted quickly and convinced her ex-boyfriend to marry her instead. 


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ABBOTT SAYS THE SUN DON'T RISE IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA BECAUSE WRAN SUPPORTS CARBON TAX


Mr Abbott said Prime Minister Julia Gillard, who grew up in South Australia, would also be insecure in her position as Labor leader because of the carbon tax.
"There are an enormous number of Labor backbenchers who feel Julia Gillard is leading the party to disaster," he said.
"It's going to cost jobs big time in their electorate.""There's an enormous number of Labor backbenchers in mining seats, in manufacturing seats, motor vehicle manufacturing seats who feel that this tax is toxic."



ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
WOULD LOVE TO TRADE PLACES


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27 Jul 2011

Lord Christopher Monckton..CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY!!..Tony Abbott does.

SIGN out the front of Wagga's Country Comfort Hotel last night said "climate sceptics" this way - and they came.

Only 200 people turned up to hear Lord Christopher Monckton put forth his views on climate change and government action.


His charming, eccentric manner was on display from the outset as he had the crowd to yell "no!" when he said "ETS" (emissions trading scheme).

The controversial speaker lived up to his reputation with a number of incredible claims:


He likened the consensus on climate change to the killing of six million Jews in WWII which he says never happened.


Then he claimed that higher CO2 output saw fewer child deaths.


He then said the investment in biofuels led to people in Haiti starving.

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26 Jul 2011

HOUSES OR IMAGINATION, WHO KNOWS, WHO CARES

YOU CAN LEAD DOG TO A TREE BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM GO?

A SHEEP IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING

IV'E ALWAYS HAD BIG IDEAS, BUT IF I HAVE TO GO?

WHAT A BALLS UP!

MY HOUSE IS A TOILET?


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AMERICA WILL BURN-- REPUBLICANS REFUSE TO PLAY--TAKE THEIR RUBBER DUCKIES AND GO HOME -- TO WHERE???

RECOGNIZE THIS MAN
NERO
MAYBE HE WAS A REPUBLICAN?
Then the world monetary system collapsed but hey they never gave in! They won, just like NERO.

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AUSTRALIA...COULD NORWAY HAPPEN HERE...YES!!!!

Could it happen here in Australia, indeed I'm sure it could if some of the red neck brigade were stirred up enough.

If such people are continuously bombarded with negative views.

The government is to blame for everything.

Telling them that the economy is in bad shape.

Global warming is a conspiracy.

Asylum seekers are all Muslim fundamentalist sent to Australia to turn us into a Muslim Nation.

As Goebbels once said if you tell people often enough for long enough the truth is of no consequence.

I'm sure there are some out there who believe what they are told.

COULD IT HAPPEN HERE
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

WHY?
WHILE EVER WE HAVE PEOPLE THAT STOKE THE FIRES OF HATRED
LISTEN TO THE SHOCK JOCKS
READ CERTAIN NEWSPAPERS

IF A PERSON CAME TO AUSTRALIA AFTER STUDYING THE COUNTRY
THEY WOULD WONDER WHICH COUNTRY THESE PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT
IT'S OUR COUNTRY STOP KNOCKING IT

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22 Jul 2011

CATHOLIC priests will be forced to report all admissions of child abuse during confession. Says Australian Senator.


CATHOLIC priests should report all admissions of child abuse during confession.

A plan from the independent senator Nick Xenophon would make reporting child abuse mandatory.

Senator Xenophon's call was inspired by Irish Prime Minister who launched an unprecedented attack on the Vatican this week for its failure to tackle child abuse in the church, accusing it of ''dysfunction, disconnection and elitism''.

Senator Xenophon attempted a similar move in 2003.

He will write to state and federal attorneys-general this week pushing for mandatory reporting.

Federal Attorney-General Robert McClelland's spokesman said issues regarding compulsory reporting of child abuse were a matter for the state governments.

No one wants to take on the church, once again they are getting away with breaking the law.

Senator Xenophon said: "No church should be complicit in the cover-up of child abuse just so some paedophile can try and clear their conscience.

''The laws of the land should always trump religious practices. The protection of children should come before any other consideration.
THE PRIESTS SAW NOTHING, HEARD NOTHING, SAID NOTHING


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21 Jul 2011

ABBOTT MAY FOLLOW PUTIN'S ELECTION STRATEGY- NUDE LADIES ARE GOOD PRESS


An online campaign has been launched in Russia.
It urges young women to support Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in a presidential vote by taking off their clothes, a lawmaker's site showed Sunday.

Called "Putin's Army," it features a video of a blonde student called Diana who struts along Moscow's streets in high heels and a black suit before scrawling "I will tear my clothes off for Putin" on a white top in red lipstick and starting to undo her clothes.

Inviting girls to strip off for Putin for the chance of winning an iPad2, the campaign comes ahead of the March 2012 presidential vote. Putin was president between 2000-2008 before handing the reins to his protege Dmitry Medvedev.

Widely seen as Russia's key decision-maker, Putin may return to the Kremlin next year.

"The goal: For Putin to be president!"

Abbott could do well because he seems to take most of his gear off quite often.

DO I LOOK GOOD
YOU BETCHA!
JUST PRACTISING
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VEGETABLES ILLEGAL--WHERE-- USA--PENALTY 93 DAYS JAIL


Woman faces jail for planting organic vegetables

Julie Bass of Oak Park, Michigan is being charged with a misdemeanor offense and is facing up to 93 days in jail. Her crime? Planting a vegetable garden—in her own yard.
She chose to take the unusual step of installing neatly arranged raised beds of vegetables in her front yard.
1-a-1But it’s her property, and she’s allowed to do with it what she pleases, right?
Wrong, say the local authorities, citing local codes that require front yards to have only “suitable” live plant material.
City planners say that vegetables, for some reason, are not suitable.
Bass was given a warning, then a ticket, and now she has been charged with a misdemeanor for violating the City of Oak Park’s planning code.
Councils around the world are going mad, a little power is good, too much goes to the head!!!!

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Sorry, you can't park here: From a swimming pool to the middle of a wall.

ARE THEY ALL WOMEN DRIVERS?
How did that happen? Firefighters in the U.S. investigate this awkward situation
How did that happen? Firefighters in the U.S. investigate this awkward situation
You missed your spot: A red car protrudes through this wall after a crash
You missed your spot
Tourist attraction: People come from far and wide to stare at this collector's edition of a parking job
People come from far and wide to stare
Rock and a hard place: This 4x4 driver didn't have to go off-road to find trouble
This 4x4 driver didn't have to go off-road
The hangover? This car hangs precariously over the edge of the carpark
The hangover?
Can I get out your side? This Ford is going nowhere fast
Can I get out your side? 


ABBOTT CHANGES AS OFTEN AS THE WEATHER

Tony Abbott yesterday,
“I've never been in favour of a carbon tax or an emissions trading scheme.”
Tony Abbott October 2009
Publicly backed an emissions trading scheme 
“We don't want to play games with the planet. So we are taking this issue seriously and we would like to see an ETS,” he said.
Tony Abbott November 2009
November that year. “You can't have a climate change policy without supporting this ETS at this time,” he said.
Tony Abbott this week
He criticised a proposed 5 per cent carbon emissions cut as “crazy”, even though the Coalition supports the target.
Mr Abbott had changed his position on climate change so often he has difficulty remembering his latest stance.


Tony Abbott is so loose with the truth that he is now routinely contradicting himself on climate change.


All we want to know is where he is at with regard to climate change, or does it depend on the wind at the time.


We would dearly love to know what he really believes, is he telling us what he really thinks or is he telling what's expedient (concern for self-interest rather than principle) at the time. 
IF I'M A DUCK TODAY
WHAT AM I GOING TO BE TOMORROW?
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18 Jul 2011

THE TERM "BREAK BREAD" TAKES ON NEW MEANING IN "WALES".


Cost of Loaf of bread will break you at £32




BREAD provided on prescription costs taxpayers in Wales 14 times the cost of the same item in the shops, Wales on Sunday has learned.
The gluten-free bread priced at whopping £32.27, provided to people with the serious condition coeliac disease and available in shops for just £2.25.
This is one of scores of prescription items for which the Welsh NHS pays vastly inflated sums.
Biscuits, pasta and cake made gluten free cost vastly over the price of the same items in shops.
A bag of pasta costs £3.20 in stores, but £11.54 on average when prescribed.
A packet of gluten-free plain biscuits cost £2.22 in the shops, but costs the NHS an average price of £7.14.

Loaf Bread
THIS BREAD IS GOLDEN, OR SO IT SEEMS


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14 LAWYERS ACCUSED OF FIDDLING THE BOOKS--NOT ONE PROSECUTED--SURPRISE, SURPRISE!!

Scottish News

Fourten lawyers reported after being accused of fiddling Legal Aid - but not one prosecution

LEGAL aid bosses have reported 14 lawyers to prosecutors for allegedly fiddling a fortune in taxpayers' cash - but not a single one has been put in the dock.
Eleven suspected fraud cases were marked no proceedings, one lawyer was declared insane, one died and the other is still being considered.
Crown officials did not identify any of the lawyers involved or reveal the scale of their alleged fraud.
The revelations were made by Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service director of operations Scott Pattison in response to a freedom of information request.
His first reply identified 13 cases reported to the Crown Office since 2005. He later revealed there had been a 14th case.
He said: "The Scottish Legal Aid Board did not submit a crime report but were assisted by the police in carrying out further inquiries."
Mr Pattison added that this case was also marked no proceedings by the procurator fiscal.
Last year, Scottish lawyers were given £155million of taxpayers' money for legal aid work.
WE KNOW YOU TOOK AN OATH
...COME ON...
DO LAWYERS EVER ADMIT ANYTHING!

GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY-- THIS IS A PROMISE

TRUTH

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

Give her a house, she'll give you a home.

Give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

You give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her.

So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

SO DON'T ADD TO IT!!!!

15 Jul 2011

A RELIGIOUS RITE--IF YOU LIKE PASTA?

Niko Alm wanted to test an Austrian law saying that a picture with head coverings would only be allowed in official documents for religious reasons.

So the tongue-in-cheek atheist applied for a new driver's license in his country with a photo of himself wearing a pasta strainer as headgear.

Alm said he was a "pastafarian" and that the headpiece was required by his religion.

The application process took three years.

Alm said Thursday that he's now got his new license.

Police officials in the mostly Catholic country did not sound amused.

They said religion was never an issue in Alm's case, and that he succeeded because he fulfilled the only criterion required: leaving his face fully visible in the photo.


ABBOTT'S FEAR CAMPAIGN SLASHES PROFITS FOR RETAILERS

Retail slows as shoppers scrimp

for fear of losing jobs fear of carbon tax

"We've got 5 per cent unemployment and we're going on as if there's 12 per cent unemployment, Gerry Harvey "Harvey Norman" chairman said.
Gerry ask Tony Abbott, he created it and he can stop it!
It shows he will to get power at any price
The Australian economy is in great shape, so why are people so frightened, how come, it doesn't make sense?

We have now one of the strongest economies in the world.

The people of Australia have been ABBOTTIZED which is something similar to lobotomized.

In other words they have bombarded by a negative campaign of monumental proportion by News Ltd and the Coalition.

Retailers in Australia and shareholders must be sick to death of this scare mongering when they see themselves paying the price for this peddling of fear throughout Australia.


Shoppers are shunning department stores, homeware shops and cinemas, creating a retailing slowdown as they strip their spending back to basics.
Investors punished the retail sector yesterday after David Jones forecast a 20 per cent fall in profit over the next six months.Its share price fell 18 per cent.
Shareholders dumped the company's stock, in a sell-off that spread to other big retailers.
Myer suffered a 6.4 per cent fall in its share price.
Wesfarmers the owner of Coles, Kmart, Officeworks and Bunnings -- fell 2.6 per cent.
Harvey Norman fell 4.6 per cent.
As the retail giants prepare to unveil their 2010-11 revenues in the coming weeks, sales data provided by tenants of Australia's biggest shopping centre owner, Westfield, reveals a slowdown in spending at key retailers in its 37 shopping malls. 

IF THIS IS A BAD YEAR, HEY I LIKE IT LIKE THAT!

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