26 Aug 2011
AUSTRALIA HAS A DIRECT LINE TO GOD, YES ITS TRUE!
Australia is just like everywhere else in the world
This American guy travelled across the world looking at Churches
He then travelled all across America, Europe, England, Japan, New Zealand. In every church he saw the same looking golden telephone with the same "$US10,000 per call" sign under it.
He decided to travel to the southern hemisphere to Australia to see if they had a similar phone.
He arrived at Western Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same looking golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call."
Somewhat surprised, Jay asked the priest about the sign. 'Father Brian, I've travelled all over the world and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches.
I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in all of them price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'
Father Brian smiled and answered, 'My son, you're in Australia now - this is Heaven, so it's only a local call.' and if you press the right buttons its free.
If you press the wrong buttons you get a choice of politicians, then its like Russian roulette only unlike the original game the gun is fully loaded, so whoever you get they'll promise to give you everything you ask for.
Of course they are a bit like god, if you believe, then you'll give them your vote, if you don't you can go to hell!.
UP OR DOWN
ITS ALL POLITICS
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