CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to flies undoing.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes gets good run for his money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fights with wife all day will get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring.
NO.... I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
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