CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to flies undoing. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who eats many prunes gets good run for his money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fights with wife all day will get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
1 Dec 2011
CONFUCIUS SAY....."I say nothing"
State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring.
NO.... I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM: my attempt with minor changes. Adding 'dream time' might it may help us recognise the original peoples of our land.
My version:- AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Australians all let us rejoice, this ancient land that sets us free The dream time i...
As you can see I still smile a lot. Why because its free,no tax on it yet?
Canberra:- A war zone in Woden, buildings boarded up, windows smashed, a bloody mess for seven years.SEVEN YEARS OF NEGLECT. GUESS WHO'S FAULT? NOBODY? ITS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT. BUCK PASSING IS THE NAME OF THE GAME ...
Extract from an article by Tim Minchin To Politicians. Learn how to talk to the people, he says: “ You don’t have to talk dumb – you have ...