5 Feb 2012


Not sure who's a Liberal or Labour voter, but this one is good for a  laugh

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters and gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

    1   Liberals
2   Labor.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminium can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals until they ran out of animals for their  BBQ's at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Liberal movement...

Other men were skilled at hunting but realised they had to live off the land, so when they showed up at the Liberals nightly BBQ's they did all the fetching, carrying and hard work.
This was the beginning of the Labor movement.

  Some noteworthy Labor achievements include the domestication of cats, farming and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that the Liberals provided with their help.

Modern Laborites and Union leaders like beer like Toohey's Old, Stout and Rum  They eat raw fish but like their beef under done
. Another interesting evolutionary side note is that their women have equal levels testosterone levels to their men.
These men believe that women are equals.

 Most social workers, personal injury lawyers, journalists, ABC staff and group therapists are Laborites.

Liberals drink, mostly Carlton or XXXX. They eat red meat well done and still provide for their women, because their women will never be equal.

Liberals are mainly bankers they hire big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who they believe are productive.
Liberals who own companies hire other Liberals who have to work for a living.

Laborites build almost everything because Liberals are good at giving orders but not carrying them out they produce little or nothing.

They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production.  That is why most of the Laborites created businesses because they were tired of the Liberals of trying to get subsidies more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history.

It should be noted that a Laborite or Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

Maybe they will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to all, and to many more true believers to piss them off.

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm going to have another beer.

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