Australian Politicians are branching out. Theme songs are in! Mary Poppins look out! TONY POPPINS (Abbott) is about to make a name for himself.

TONY'S SONG


Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
This leader is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you

Or blow me a kiss and tell me you luv's me too!
Cause I luv's me'self very much, oh yes I do
Now, as the ladder of life 'as been strung
You might think a leaders are on the bottommost rung
Though I spends me time creating ashes and smoke
In this 'ole wide world there's no 'appier bloke

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A leader is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when you vote's for me

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A leader is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when you vote's for me

I choose me off siders and bristles with pride, yes, I do
A Hockey the shaft and a Rob for the flute
Up where the smoke is all full of hot air
'Tween pavement and stars is the leaders big world
When there's 'ardly no day nor 'ardly no night
There's things 'alf in shadowy left and a far way right
We just say's no to everything's, it's working all right
On the rooftops of Canberra coo, what a sight!

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
When you're with a Leader you're in glad company too
Nowhere there's never been a more 'appier crew
We just say's no, what ever they do, when they say something we just say boo!
Them wot sings, "Chim chim cher-ee, chim cher-oo!"
We're on our way to the top that's where we be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim cher-ee, chim cher-oo!


THE LEADER OF CHIMNEY SWEEPS IN ACTION