The lucky stroke crippled me and gave me a new life. Now I'm just unbelievably good looking and modest. Always turn a little to the left.
31 May 2012
PLAY SCHOOL...NO...THE AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT!!...WHAT A JOKE!
Manufacturing jobs are collapsing in Australia … and what has us riveted in our Federal Parliament?
The Leader of the Opposition and his colleagues all but fall over themselves in a rush to escape voting in the House of Representatives.
Australians who could still bear to watch what passes for the national political debate threw up their hands or were physically sick in despair at the televised unprecedented spectacle? This is our parliament, yes ours, these people represent us the people.
Here was a wretched vision for the world: politicians in struggling Ukraine might brawl for the cameras, but in Australia, the world's strongest economy, they run from the democratic process.
Tony Abbott, the leader of an opposition, a man who once won a boxing blue at Oxford, couldn't flee fast enough. He didn't make it out of the doors before they were locked,
He hammered vainly upon the unyielding exit, he found himself ordered to resume his seat by the Deputy Speaker, Anna Burke.
THEN WE HAVE THIS GROWN UP
A NASTY LITTLE BOY, NO, THIS IS A SEASONED POLITICIAN.