13 Nov 2012
LOVED TO DEATH, OR A DREAM?
A MAN was left crying in the street after he was forced to repeatedly pleasure a German nymphomaniac.
"I met her on a bus... She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me," he told Munich police when they found him in tears outside her apartment after the 36-hour episode.
The man only escaped her apartment after the woman fell asleep.
The same 47-year-old woman was arrested in April after she picked up 43-year-old craftsman Dieter Schultz who issued a statement confirming that they met at a pub at 1.30pm.
"The woman took the new acquaintance in her apartment. Then came the repeated act of love."
The man tried to leave, but the woman would not let him.
When he called police for help, Schultz claimed she was trying to "kill me with sex".
The woman reportedly tried to seduce the two arresting officers with a "quickie" - who politely declined.
Apparently another pair of officers arrived to investigate the allegations, however they have not returned to the station since, there is talk of a task force being set up investigate their disappearance.
They have asked for volunteers for this dangerous assignment.
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