The lucky stroke crippled me and gave me a new life. Now I'm just unbelievably good looking and modest. Always turn a little to the left.
6 Dec 2012
ABBOTT DRIVES US MAD IN A TRUCK
FRUIT AND VEGETABLES MIXED WITH SPIN
Tony Abbott will drive from Brisbane to the New South Wales central coast over the next two days is emblazoned with pictures of fruit and vegetables. Why no one knows why but it gets Tony in our face once again. Are truckies impressed I don't think so, they've heard about upgrading this highway for more than two decades, Federal governments including the one in which Abbott served have promised this same upgrade, none have acted upon their promises. Why know, because it pops up in the newspapers and shows us that face again.
''Hope, reward and opportunity - that's what we're carrying,'' the part-time cyclist, part-time author, part-time truck driver and part time politician said.