COALITION WILL MAKE CLIMATE CHANGE GO AWAY
The Coalition has struck on a great idea of how to solve the climate change problem, how you may well ask, well I think their idea is very sophisticated.
'ABOLISH THE DEPARTMENT'
Yes this is a pretty smart, the idea is, if there is no one to monitor or keep us informed about the subject it will no longer exist.
This is clever indeed, I wonder what other problems they might solve by using this method.
Let's see now:
Treasury...that way they wouldn't have to worry about surplices, deficits or black holes.
Immigration..No refugee numbers would be released, therefore no more boat people.
Environmental Protection...No information would mean that problems gone.
The list could be much longer, is this the evolution of government to the Coalition way.
Now this idea is fiendishly clever, they are at present being accused of being negative, well what do you know. Abolishing departments will show that they can be positive and decisive, a bold move that shows initiative.
THIS WILL BE A SPIN DOCTORS DREAM COME TRUE AND FOR BIG BUSINESS 'UTOPIA'.
YEP! THE WORLDS FLAT