THAT'S RIGHT THERE WILL BE NO PARTY IN AUSTRALIA AFTER SEPTEMBERThe Coalition"s pledge to be more positive was a total let down, no new policies just a repetition of their No policies that we've all heard before.
The mini-launch in the key battleground of western Sydney and backed by television advertisements last night, promised to get government spending down and productivity up. However there was no detail of any kind.
The launch was nothing but the old story, trust us we know best, that was the theme, We are getting used to the born to rule routine, but it is so bloody boring.
The speech did not contain any new plans at all
Ah, yes there was one new No Policy, Mr Abbott did not renew a commitment to return the federal budget to surplus during his first year in office.
So folks after this anti-climax we can all go back to sleep, knowing that we have the same old 'No Party' out there doing their thing, their commitment to innovation will not cause sleepless nights in 2013.
By the way Joe Hockey's new slimline figure, following gastric sleeve surgery last month was unveiled at the launch, it was met with friendly heckling of, "Looking good, Jo"(now that's big news)
LOOK A ME, LOOK A ME!
THE ONLY THING NEW IN 2013
A SLIM JOE HOCKEY