CRICKET SHOULDN'T BE MUSICAL CHAIRS...PICK A TEAM AND STICK WITH IT,PLEASE!

I don't even know if I'm a cricket any more!

First they tell me I am, the next thing I'm not!

WHEN IS CRICKET NOT CRICKET AT ALL?

ANSWER: WHEN AUSTRALIA PLAYS INDIA!

Who's in the Australian team, I don't know!

WHO TOLD ME YOU HAD A TEAM OF CRICKETERS