18 Apr 2013
IN AMERICA EVEN MONKEYS CAN BUY GUNS
As a monkey I have decided to immigrate to America because they're real smart over there, they obviously recognize monkeys rights.
Now even monkeys can buy guns
No checks required
Perhaps they have many relatives in Congress
I can't read or write but..I can pull a trigger and that's all they checked!
YES THAT'S PLANET EARTH ALL RIGHT
BUT........WHAT'S THIS THING CALLED AMERICA?
I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ADVANCED!
DEAR, DEAR ME!
The mural on the side of the gun store proclaims: “A Savior is Born.” There’s a manger scene below the star of Bethlehem and windows fest...