5 Jul 2013
Life after severed penis 'never been better
By QMI Agency
Getting his penis cut off was the best thing that ever happened to John Wayne Bobbitt's sex life.
Since being mutilated by his wife 20 years ago this week, the 46-year-old former U.S. marine has starred in porn films and slept with 70 women, he told Britain's Sun newspaper.
Doctors took 10 hours to re-attach the top 2 1/2 inches of his organ that wife Lorena had severed with a kitchen knife and thrown into a field.
Then Bobbitt got it "souped up," as he calls it, with penis enlargement surgery paid for by radio personality Howard Stern.
"I joke it's...like an ordinary car with a bigger engine. I can honestly say it's never been better," the Sun quotes him as saying.
Bobbitt parlayed his new and improved penis into roles in adult films called Uncut and Frankenpenis.
He married twice more.
"Being famous for my penis has given me opportunities I could not have ever imagined."Said Bobbitt.
AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM: my attempt with minor changes. Adding 'dream time' might it may help us recognise the original peoples of our land.
My version:- AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Australians all let us rejoice, this ancient land that sets us free The dream time i...
As you can see I still smile a lot. Why because its free,no tax on it yet?
Canberra:- A war zone in Woden, buildings boarded up, windows smashed, a bloody mess for seven years.SEVEN YEARS OF NEGLECT. GUESS WHO'S FAULT? NOBODY? ITS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT. BUCK PASSING IS THE NAME OF THE GAME ...
Extract from an article by Tim Minchin To Politicians. Learn how to talk to the people, he says: “ You don’t have to talk dumb – you have ...