The lucky stroke crippled me and gave me a new life. Now I'm just unbelievably good looking and modest. Always turn a little to the left.
14 Dec 2013
Australian voters awake to a new day dawning. The weather forecast, a bad day dawning.
Tony Abbott's promise
I declare that Australia is under new management and that Australia is once more open for business.''
Illustration: Rocco Fazzari.
The first 100 days since the election ticks over next week - it has proved significantly more challenging than being an opposition.
We voted out a dysfunctional Labor government, now we are seeing the Real Coalition and we have not embraced them because they are acting like they do not no what they are doing.
The last two polls have the the Coalition in a much worse position than at the election. I fact the worst for a new government in Australian polling history.
Removing the carbon tax is stalled.
Stopping the boats is now a secretive military operation.
Co-operation from Indonesia is dead.
The budget's now a ''believable surplus'' may be or may not be.
No Australian-made cars will be on our roads of the 21st century.
His government's competency is being debated within his own party and its trustworthiness is being questioned by different interests domestically and international.
As for the promised steadfastness it has been methodically undermined by his ham-fistedness.
His so called honesty in government, particularly honoring his pre-election promises is becoming joke.
Picking on the lowest paid, aged care workers and child care workers is a disgrace. His statement "We'll govern for all Australians" has fallen on it's face, how many more of these attacks on those less fortunate will he inflict.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TONY I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD ONE
UNLIKE A LOT OF CARING PEOPLE YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN A SURPRISE PRESENT TO!!