4 Feb 2014

'I like your dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor.' Worst chat-up lines named and shamed | Mail Online

'I like your dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor.' Worst chat-up lines named and shamed | Mail Online: "HE CHEESY CHAT-UP LINES TO AVOID
I like your dress – but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy...

Is your father a thief? Because he must have stolen your eyes from heaven.

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running round my mind all night.

You look like a parking ticket – because you’ve got fine written all over you.

Did it hurt – falling from heaven?

Do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?

Have a feel of this shirt – do you know what that feels like? Boyfriend material.

Your eyes are like spanners – every time I look at them my nuts tighten.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet I would put ‘u’ and ‘I’ together.

I’m looking for treasure – can I have a look around your chest?

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