'I like your dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor.' Worst chat-up lines named and shamed | Mail Online: "HE CHEESY CHAT-UP LINES TO AVOID
I like your dress – but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy...
Is your father a thief? Because he must have stolen your eyes from heaven.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running round my mind all night.
You look like a parking ticket – because you’ve got fine written all over you.
Did it hurt – falling from heaven?
Do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Have a feel of this shirt – do you know what that feels like? Boyfriend material.
Your eyes are like spanners – every time I look at them my nuts tighten.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
If I could rewrite the alphabet I would put ‘u’ and ‘I’ together.
I’m looking for treasure – can I have a look around your chest?
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As you can see I still smile a lot. Why because its free,no tax on it yet?
Canberra:- A war zone in Woden, buildings boarded up, windows smashed, a bloody mess for seven years.SEVEN YEARS OF NEGLECT. GUESS WHO'S FAULT? NOBODY? ITS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT. BUCK PASSING IS THE NAME OF THE GAME ...
AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM: my attempt with minor changes. Adding 'dream time' might it may help us recognise the original peoples of our land.My version:- AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Australians all let us rejoice, this ancient land that sets us free The dream time i...