HOW MANY LIVE BY WORSHIPING THE HOLY DOLLAR
Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as in heaven.
Give us today our daily bread, as we try to cut wages of the lowly paid.
Forgive us our sins of not caring how many are unemployed and for making us believe all asylum seekers are worse than terrorists.
Save us from the time of trial
Deliver us from public scrutiny or the people find out where not infallible.
[For if we weren't such hypocrites, we would actually follow the Bible instead of doing whatever the hell we want to instead]