From Bizarros
A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier--an automatic sperm extractor. Because if there is one thing they need in China it is easier access to sperm.
The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and, uhhh, insert. The pipe does the rest with a gentle back-and-forth motion.
It is even equipped with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.
With a population over one and a quarter billion souls, I don't think the Chinese are uninspired in this area. However, according to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. If you ask me, I think this technology has a huge application outside of the medical field. Hell, if engineer and figure out how to get this machine to make a sandwich and do laundry it would be a revolution for male kind.
A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier--an automatic sperm extractor. Because if there is one thing they need in China it is easier access to sperm.
The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and, uhhh, insert. The pipe does the rest with a gentle back-and-forth motion.
It is even equipped with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.
With a population over one and a quarter billion souls, I don't think the Chinese are uninspired in this area. However, according to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. If you ask me, I think this technology has a huge application outside of the medical field. Hell, if engineer and figure out how to get this machine to make a sandwich and do laundry it would be a revolution for male kind.
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