The Cowboy Captain of this particular boat
A submarine believed to captained by Tony Abbott has lost control of its torpedo guidance system, it apparently has randomly fired three torpedoes with disastrous results
The latest casualty is The frigate Queensland, it has been seriously damaged and may sink.
Recently you will remember that the frigate Victoria was struck and had started to take in water.
Then some weeks ago we also had serious damage done to the frigate South Australia and it to suffered serious damage.
As the war continues between Labor and Coalition forces our intrepid reporters will be bringing to you all the latest news from the front.
The captains and the crews of these badly damaged frigates have vowed never to welcome Captain Abbott aboard any vessel they are in command of.