The lucky stroke crippled me and gave me a new life. Now I'm just unbelievably good looking and modest. Always turn a little to the left.
16 Feb 2015
Tony Abbott shows us he's not just a slogan man, he's more than that??????
Meanwhile back at the ranch Tony Abbott rolls out new slogans
"There's been the benefit of the doubt at our borders, the benefit of the doubt for residency, the benefit of the doubt for citizenship and the benefit of the doubt at Centrelink.
Now that stop the boats has been done to death, we now have a new three word slogan "the benefit of doubt,the benefit of doubt, the benefit of doubt.....
Then there's the courts, "there has been bail, should have been jail."
Sure he may release a beefed up package of security measures to stop us all thinking of his likely demise, will it work?
Abbott then had the hide to tell Andrew Bolt his concentration on national security issues last year led him to neglect his backbench. Sorry Tony I don't think we buy that.
I was so focused on economic security issues, on national security issues, that I didn't have enough time to talk to my colleagues," Mr Abbott said.
Sources said a week away from Parliament would provide an opportunity to change the "national conversation" away from last week's party room meeting in which Mr Abbott survived an attempt by his party room to bring on a leadership spill. The feeling is that it will also give Tony a chance to show us a changed Tony.
Well can now see the momentous change,stop the boats has changed to "benefit of doubt"and"bail to jail"what next, the mind boggles, are we ready for more of the new Tony?