The lucky stroke crippled me and gave me a new life. Now I'm just unbelievably good looking and modest. Always turn a little to the left.
3 Aug 2016
The Trump reality TV show that's frighteningly real.
What a week in the US of A.
If Donald Trump abseiled into the Q Arena at the end of the Republican National Convention on a flaming rope, back-flipped onto the stage, started belting out We Are the Champions in perfect tune and confessed that his campaign had actually been a reality TV show in which we had all played a part, would anyone be surprised?
Isn't this the guy with a mirror in the toilet bowl to catch his best side?