THE POLITICIAN
I am going to be one
I train a lot, I'm
learning to plot
I watch elections, I
learn a lot
They tell me to
practice
I'm trying to change
I'm learning to speak
Speak and not say a
lot
With training I think
I'll fit the bill
Already I practice
I sound true blue
You'll be astounded
Just what I can do
Smile a lot
It will get me
through
That's what I'm told
It will have to do
I kissed a child the
other day
Learned how to say
goo, goo
I know how to ignore
Use the truth when
it's needed
Make up a story
Make it seem really
real
Now I just have to
know
How to become a
member
I remember these
skills
I've learned them, I'll be right!
I'll have a bright
future
And that is for sure
My skill of lying
Will stand me in good
stead
It's has done it's
job
I'll get ahead
The PM's job sounds
Sounds just right
I'm sure I could do
it
I lie real good
Me for PM that's what
I say
I'm not going to wait
Not one more day
You can always
believe me
I've learned what to
say
I'm a born politician
I think you can tell
S. W. T. Read August
2010
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